Threatening the right person and other iconic seabirds by spitting on the sand

Visited last July Bempton Cliffsa nature reserve on the northeast coast of England is managed by the Royal Bird Conservation Society.

Throughout spring and summer, about half a million seabirds nest on sedimentary chalk cliffs, creating a dissonant riot, one of Britain's most spectacular sights that have been removed naturally: the cacophony riots. A significant proportion of the world's population of the northern Cannett breeds, breeding in the same way as Kitty Wake, Gillemot, Lazoleville and star attractions – the Atlantic Czeli. The whales and dolphins can be seen offshore, but I was off…