HEh! We are the Diva Cup. I’m honored to have the opportunity to meet you. If you’re not familiar with us, just know that four hands + one shared brain cell + mutual adoration of pop music equals a moderately successful DJ career in Sydney. It’s also worth mentioning that if there’s one thing we love as much as pop music, it’s hilarious internet content.
As Gilenials, we’re old enough to remember the deafening sound of a dial-up modem or suffer from mild Omguru trauma, but before our frontal lobes are fully developed, we’ve learned how to listen to short videos. They are young enough that their attention spans are severely eroded by content. Naturally, both of us are certified digital natives, flying the flag and keeping our screen time as long as possible.
Here are some things that make us laugh.
1. DJ Khaled’s dance
Iconoclast DJ Khaled really thanked his drunk uncle at a family function, and God, do we love him for that. Here at Diva His Cup headquarters, physical comedy tickles us. Believe us when we say that recreating this little two-step move will please any crowd.
2. Trisha Paytas says her Teenage Dream do not have Original by Darren Criss
Trisha is really real about this. Yes, we are Greeks, okay? Get over it!
3. NikNok123 wrestles with his brother in the dark
Considering this is the pace, volume, and language with which we converse, I’m wondering if NikNok could be the long-lost third Diva Cup. Did we both bend over and snort a few times while watching this storytime video? Not normal.
4. Why do you want mid-century furniture?
Morning of March 15, 2022: All residents of Sydney’s inner west are found dead (in replica Eames chairs).
5. Hey Mister, are you my dad?
We’re not immune to the appeal of British accent-based humor. This gem could be where it all started. original? No. Is it timeless? absolutely.