Unprecedented: The Challenges Linda Jaccarino Faced with Elon Musk’s X

In May 2023, when NBC’s advertising executive Linda Yaccarino took the reins at what was then known as Twitter, she faced a daunting challenge: rebuilding advertiser relationships following a tumultuous year under Elon Musk’s ownership. Yet, just weeks into her CEO tenure, Musk’s Anti-Semitism Tweet prompted major brands like Disney, Paramount, NBCUniversal, Comcast, Lionsgate, and Warner Bros to pause advertising on the platform. Musk later expressed regret over the tweet during a meeting, labeling it as his worst post ever, but the damage was done, particularly with advertisers, including Disney’s CEO Bob Iger, who stated emphatically, “Fuck yourself.” Yaccarino was in attendance.

“I don’t want to promote them,” he said. “If anyone is trying to blackmail me with ads or money, fuck yourself. Go, fuck. yourself,” he added. “Is that clear? Hey Bob, if you’re in the audience, that’s how I feel.”

Yaccarino had to navigate Musk’s unpredictability, ongoing content moderation challenges, hate speech incidents, strained advertiser relationships, and significant backlash related to Donald Trump’s administration involvement. In some instances, her response was to remain quiet, while in others, she opted to protect the company. Experts suggest it became apparent that Yaccarino was merely a titular CEO.


“The reality is that Elon Musk is at the helm of X,” stated Mike Proulx, Research Director at Forrester. “From the outset, it was evident that she was set up for limited success as the company’s CEO. Her background and actual authority positioned her more as the chief advertising officer than the CEO.”

Even her de facto role as the chief advertising director was hindered by Musk’s incessant posting, impulsive decisions, and his fixation on what he deemed “woke” ideologies, posing a significant challenge for Yaccarino.

“The surprising aspect of Linda Yaccarino’s resignation is that it didn’t come sooner,” Proulx remarked.

Just this week, Grok, an AI chatbot integrated with X, shared multiple anti-Semitic comments glorifying Hitler after the introduction of new guidelines for the chatbot. According to regulations issued by Xai, Grok was instructed to make politically incorrect claims as long as they were “well-proven.” Xai removed these guidelines from the code shortly thereafter.

Yaccarino’s tenure at the helm of X has been marred by the fallout from anti-Semitism scandals involving Musk’s tweets and Grok, compounded by several accusations of anti-Semitism against her boss during her brief tenure. In 2023, the non-profit watchdog Center for Countering Digital Hate released a report detailing the increase of anti-Semitic and other hate speech. The company’s response was to sue the organization, a case that was ultimately dismissed. Similarly, the issue of American nonprofit media highlighted the rise of pro-Nazi tweets, along with branded advertisements, in a report preceding the exit of major advertisers from the platform.

Noteworthy was Musk’s alleged Nazi salute at Trump’s inauguration rally in early 2025. Musk dismissed this claim, joking about it on X with Nazi-themed puns. Musk’s humor further damaged the platform’s reputation, contributing to a noticeable rightward shift that prompted many users to migrate to alternative platforms like Bluesky and Reddit communities, where X’s links started being banned.

The promise of X’s activation

Upon joining X, Yaccarino aimed to forge partnerships with celebrities to revitalize the social network’s brand and mend the damage inflicted by Musk’s controversial acquisition. Musk had long envisioned creating X as an “everything app” blending payments, AI, messaging, live streaming, and other features while also assigning Yaccarino the task of enhancing public posts for the network.

Yaccarino sought media personalities for platform features, leading a delegation of executives, including Musk, to engage with industry leaders at the Cannes Lions Festival in 2023.

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One of Yaccarino’s initiatives aimed at creating a platform she envisioned as a “global town square,” as she reached out to former CNN host Don Lemon and welcomed former Fox News host Tucker Carlson to contribute content. The inaugural interview on Lemon’s platform was with Musk, designed to showcase X’s shift to attract prominent creators. However, the plan faltered when the conversation shifted to contentious topics, leading to Musk informing Lemon’s agent that his contract had been terminated. Future collaborations with high-profile creators were never realized.

Over the next two years, instead of becoming the mainstream streaming powerhouse or “all apps” destination that Yaccarino had promoted, X devolved into a platform primarily for Musk to amplify his grievances, collaborate with Trump, and promote his ventures. Far-right influencer Porn Spam Bot meme accounts proliferated, leaving numerous media outlets marginalized or entirely excluded from the platform. Misinformation and extremism surged, occasionally originating from Musk himself.

The day before Yaccarino resigned, X became embroiled in a scandal encapsulating much of the platform’s evolution. Musk announced plans to revamp Xai’s chatbot, Grok. On Tuesday, users observed that the chatbot began replying to inquiries with overtly anti-Semitic comments glorifying Nazi ideology. An outpouring of users began sharing screenshots of Grok endorsing rape fantasies while referring to themselves as “Mechahitler,” prompting the company to delete the offensive posts.

Incidents like Grok’s venture into Nazism contributed to Yaccarino’s struggles to revitalize X. While she successfully attracted some major companies to resume advertising last year, the platform’s advertising revenue never approached pre-Musk levels, as suggested by research from eMarketer. Furthermore, it was reported that the platform had threatened large companies like Verizon with legal action if they did not purchase ads. This claim was categorically denied by Jaccarino in a Wall Street Journal report.

After two years of damage control over numerous issues with Musk and the platform, Musk issued a brief statement acknowledging her resignation.

“Thank you for your contribution,” Musk commented on Yaccarino’s resignation announcement. Moments later, he began responding to posts about SpaceX, AI, and his chatbot’s anti-Semitic incidents.

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Surge in AI-Generated Child Exploitation Videos Online, Reports Watchdog

The quantity of online videos depicting child sexual abuse created by artificial intelligence has surged as advancements in technology have impacted pedophiles.

According to the Internet Watch Foundation, AI-generated abuse videos have surpassed a critical level, nearing a point where they can nearly measure “actual images,” with a notable increase observed this year.

In the first half of 2025, the UK-based Internet Safety Watchdog examined 1,286 AI-generated videos containing illegal child sexual abuse material (CSAM), a sharp increase from just two during the same period last year.

The IWF reported that over 1,000 of these videos fall under Category A abuse, the most severe classification of such material.

The organization indicated that billions have been invested in AI, leading to a widely accessible video generation model that pedophiles are exploiting.

“It’s a highly competitive industry with substantial financial incentives, unfortunately giving perpetrators numerous options,” stated an IWF analyst.

This video surge is part of a 400% rise in URLs associated with AI-generated child sexual abuse content in the first half of 2025, with IWF receiving reports of 210 such URLs compared to 42 last year.

IWF discovered one post on a Dark Web Forum where a user noted the rapid improvements in AI and how pedophiles had rapidly adapted to using an AI tool to “better interact with new developments.”

IWF analysts observed that the images seem to be created by utilizing free, basic AI models and “fine-tuning” these models with CSAM to produce realistic videos. In some instances, this fine-tuning involved a limited number of CSAM videos, according to IWF.

The most lifelike AI-generated abuse videos encountered this year were based on actual victims, the Watchdog reported.

Interim CEO of IWF, Derek Ray-Hill, remarked that the rapid advancement of AI models, their broad accessibility, and their adaptability for criminal purposes could lead to a massive proliferation of AI-generated CSAM online.

“The risk of AI-generated CSAM is astonishing, leading to a potential flood that could overwhelm the clear web,” he stated, cautioning that the rise of such content might encourage criminal activities like child trafficking and modern slavery.

The replication of existing victims of sexual abuse in AI-generated images allows pedophiles to significantly increase the volume of CSAM online without having to exploit new victims, he added.

The UK government is intensifying efforts to combat AI-generated CSAM by criminalizing the ownership, creation, or distribution of AI tools designed to produce abusive content. Those found guilty under this new law may face up to five years in prison.

Additionally, it is now illegal to possess manuals that instruct potential offenders on how to use AI tools for creating abusive images or for child abuse. Offenders could face up to three years in prison.

In a February announcement, Interior Secretary Yvette Cooper stated, “It is crucial to address child sexual abuse online, not just offline.”

AI-generated CSAM is deemed illegal under the Protection Act of 1978, which criminalizes the production, distribution, and possession of “indecent or false images” of children.

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Game Developers Aim for Reliability and Inclusivity Amidst AI Challenges

For those interested in gauging the atmosphere of the UK gaming industry in 2025, this week’s focal point was undoubtedly the DoubleTree bar at the Hilton Hotel in Brighton. This venue hosts the annual Develop a meeting, which has been uniting developers, publishers, students, and journalists since 2006. Over three days filled with lectures, roundtables, and keynote sessions, attendees engaged in discussions, sharing insights and concerns regarding the current state of the industry.

Given the string of cuts and closures throughout the year, I approached the event with caution. On Tuesday, I connected with numerous developers, artists, and studio heads. Many senior developers indicated that recent layoffs and project cancellations might result in significant gaps in the release schedules for several major publishers during late 2026 and into 2027. While Grand Theft Auto VI will undoubtedly be a massive hit, it appears to be the only game generating buzz in the near future.

However, there was a sense of optimism permeating the event. A standout panel discussion titled “Why Cultural Awareness Is Important for the Future of the Game Industry” hosted by UKIE shed a more positive light on the industry among politicians and policymakers in Westminster. “Three years ago, my understanding of gaming was minimal, but awareness has grown significantly lately,” one panelist noted. “Suddenly, politicians are engaging with us regarding the educational impact of gaming and its potential for self-expression among youth. We’ve even witnessed evidence that gaming can serve as a therapeutic avenue for anxiety and depression. The cultural significance of gaming now outweighs its economic benefits.”




A narrative exploring a diverse and marginalized character… unpacked. Photo: Witch Beam

Cassia Curran, founder of Curran Games Agency, remarked, “The development of AI has unlocked a treasure trove of content,” despite the concerns surrounding AI, especially large-scale language models. “For a developer to succeed, leaning into genuine human experiences is crucial. AI cannot replicate your emotions or cultural background; these elements can and should be mirrored in your game.”

There was also a captivating narrative shared by developers about their quest for authenticity. In the day’s opening talk, Jens Anderson and Pete Ward from Machine Game, famous for their Indiana Jones adventure, discussed traveling deep into northern Sweden to record whip experts executing various techniques to perfectly replicate Indy’s iconic accessory sounds in the game. Additionally, the creative team behind the procedurally generated Detective Adventure Shadows presented a captivating 1950s-style noir thriller.

A recurring theme throughout the day was the emerging concerns regarding the diversity of gaming experiences and broader representation. Lydia Cook, a doctoral researcher specializing in queer game studies, moderated an inspiring roundtable named “President of Games: Beyond the Surface.” Cook addressed the challenges to expression faced in mainstream gaming, where nontraditional characters often get labeled as commercial risks. Simultaneously, the audience highlighted recent games showcasing compelling narratives around marginalized characters, ranging from narrative puzzle-solving and lesbian romance bosses to unique portrayals, including the beloved character from the cult classic Sim Monster Prom. The key takeaway from the session was that identity need not dominate a game. The representation of diverse characters as integral parts of the story can be immensely valuable for players who don’t often see themselves reflected in the media they consume.

Outside the bar area, I had the pleasure of meeting some of my favorite indie developers who shared intriguing insights into the innovative projects they were engrossed in. The presence of talented small teams is crucial, as their engaging and creative games continue to enrich the landscape. The rest of the event featured discussions from renowned Finnish developer Housemarque, celebrating 30 years in the business, and Sam Lake from Remedy Entertainment, reflecting on three decades of storytelling. Developers exchanged experiences ranging from creating side quests in Marvel’s Spider-Man 2 to how they made players weep through narratives in indie games. In essence, the creative process remains vibrant, with people continuously crafting and playing; it’s a culture and art form that thrives beyond the grasp of CEOs and shareholders.

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A captivating twist… an angry bird bouncing off. Photo: Rovio

Angry Birds has become the Pac-Man of mobile gaming, a franchise that seemingly adapts to an infinite array of genres. Its latest version, Angry Birds Bouncing, merges the iconic bird-launching mechanics with classic block-breaking gameplay reminiscent of breakout and puzzle bobble. Players select their favorite bird, aim at the screen, and eliminate as many pigs as possible. Each character bears unique abilities and tactics, with new characters providing exciting challenges. Developer Rovio’s commitment to this franchise is evident, and this delightful iteration is sure to brighten up your commute, dull films, or tedious meetings.

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  • In a recent Q&A with shareholders, Nintendo President Shuntaro Furukawa defended the price of the Switch 2 console, stating that the price of £395.99 ($449.99) reflects the gaming experience it provides. He also addressed concerns regarding the use of game key cards: cartridges that store game data but provide players with download codes. More details can be found on GamesIndustry.biz.

  • For those interested in Nintendo, IGN has an article that could spark some heated discussions among fans: All Ranked Nintendo 3D Platformers, where I strongly believe number 4 deserves a higher spot!

  • Raphaël Colantonio, founder and former president of Arkane Studios, criticized Microsoft’s Xbox Game Pass service. In response to recent layoffs at Microsoft, the co-creator of the renowned Dishonored series stated that the subscription model has led to significant disruptions in the industry. Read more about this on VGC.

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Linda Jaccarino Steps Down as CEO of Elon Musk’s X

X CEO Elon Musk’s social media platform revealed on Wednesday that he would step down.

“Two years ago, I chose to resign as CEO of 𝕏,” stated Linda Jaccarino.

Musk replied to her announcement: “Thank you for your contributions.”

The departing CEO remarked, “When @elonmusk and I first discussed his vision for X, I realized that executing this company’s remarkable mission would be a lifelong opportunity. I am truly thankful for his commitment to protecting free speech, revitalizing the company, and allowing me to oversee the transformation of X into all my applications.”

Musk acquired Twitter in 2022 for $44 billion, subsequently rebranding it to X. Before her role at X, Jaccarino held a long-standing position at NBCUniversal, concentrating on advertising and partnerships. In March, Musk’s artificial intelligence firm, Xai, took over the social networking platform.

Throughout her time as CEO, Jaccarino often found herself managing public relations crises and addressing Musk’s contentious behavior. Shortly after her appointment, Musk publicly urged advertisers to exit the platform due to their involvement with anti-Semitic content, claiming they would “harm themselves,” which Jaccarino defended in an interview.

Jaccarino’s own outputs on X typically highlighted a more positive aspect of the platform, featuring significant retweets celebrating celebrity birthdays and events. However, CEOs often revert to damage control, including refusals. Reports from the Wall Street Journal earlier this year indicated that X, under her leadership, took aggressive measures against brands by threatening lawsuits. Under Jaccarino’s stewardship, the company initiated a lawsuit against an advertiser recovering ad spending post-Musk’s acquisition.

Issues on the platform persisted until Jaccarino’s announcement of her departure. The day prior to her resignation, Musk’s chatbot began posting support for controversial topics, leading the company to intervene by tagging the post with “Mecha Hitler” before apologizing for the “inappropriate” tweet.

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Musk has been embroiled in controversy outside of X in recent months. His political rapport with Donald Trump, which emerged during the 2024 campaign, culminated in Musk being designated as a special government employee and the formation of the “Government Efficiency Bureau,” fully disclosed in June. The duo clashed over the U.S. president’s drastic taxation proposals, which Musk deemed as “hate.” The tech mogul has pledged to establish an independent political party aimed at ousting Republican members from Congress who supported the bill. Meanwhile, Tesla, the primary source of Musk’s wealth, has seen its sales plummet in reaction to his political involvement, distancing future buyers and existing owners from the controversial CEO. SpaceX is also struggling with its latest spacecraft, which has failed multiple launches.

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UK Government’s Approach to Google Deemed “Dangerously Naive” by Campaigner

Google has struck a significant agreement with the UK government to supply complimentary technology to various public sector entities, ranging from the NHS to local councils.

US corporations are being called upon to “upskill” tens of thousands of civil servants in technology, including the application of artificial intelligence, as part of a deal that doesn’t necessitate payment from the government. Whitehall is set to enhance its collaboration with Google as public services evolve.

However, this arrangement has raised alarms about the potential risks to UK public data that could be housed on US servers, particularly in light of Donald Trump’s erratic leadership.

The Department of Science and Innovation Technology (DSIT) stated that Google Cloud, known for its databases, machine learning, and computing capabilities, “has agreed to assist public services in leveraging advanced technology to break free from outdated ‘ball and chain’ legacy contracts.”

Although Google’s offerings are believed to be more nimble and effective than those of traditional competitors, there are concerns within Whitehall’s digital circles that governments might become reliant on a new form of dependency.

Other American tech giants, including Microsoft, OpenAI, and Anthropic, are also providing services to civil servants as they look to harness technology to enhance the efficiency of financially constrained public services.

On Wednesday, Prime Minister Rachel Reeves convened with two senior members of Mark Zuckerberg’s team, Joel Kaplan, Meta’s top global affairs officer, and Nicola Mendelson, head of the global business group.

During the 2020 pandemic, Palantir, a high-tech firm founded by libertarian Trump supporter Peter Thiel, worked with the UK government for just £1 and secured a £330 million contract in 2023 to create a unified platform for NHS data.

DSIT also announced that Google DeepMind, the AI division helmed by Nobel Prize winner Demis Hassabis, will “partner with government tech experts to help implement and propagate new emerging technologies across the public sector, enhancing efficiency and driving scientific advancements.”

Nevertheless, ministers and regulatory bodies are grappling with crucial decisions on regulating AI, search, cloud computing, and copyright, as noted by Martha Dark, co-director of nonprofits advocating for fair technology use. The complexity of data sovereignty poses significant challenges, echoing concerns from Peter Kyle, the Secretary of Science and Technology.

Experts caution that this agreement could solidify the market dominance of companies like Google, placing the UK government in a position dependent on technology from major corporations. At a Google event in London on Wednesday, Kyle emphasized, “Whenever feasible, UK tech firms, whether large or small, will have equitable opportunities to win public technology contracts.”

According to sources within the government, the advantages gained by Google were not subjected to public bids as no financial exchange occurred. DSIT clarified, “These arrangements are fully compliant with all relevant public procurement regulations and may lead to future commercial agreements.”

As of the end of March, Kyle has engaged in 11 meetings with Google representatives since Labour took office.

The government affirmed that Google will not be allowed to train AI models using government data or access the data for other purposes. Additionally, data can only be stored abroad if adequate legal and security measures are established.

Google asserted that it retains control over where client content is stored and processed through partnerships with independent infrastructure providers, employing an “air gap” system for added protection.

Kyle remarked, “I aim to maximize the potential of the government-Google partnership and explore further collaborations with the UK’s AI lab, DeepMind, and my own AI developers.”

There are indications of new technologies that could enhance efficiency within the public sector. A recent examination of Microsoft’s AI Copilot tool revealed that 20,000 civil servants saved an average of 26 minutes each day, with 82% expressing a desire not to revert to previous work methods, as highlighted in a study.

However, Imogen Parker, Associate Director of the Ada Lovelace Institute, emphasized the necessity for public understanding regarding the benefits Google will derive from this partnership and what taxpayers might face in the coming years. “Deals like this may appear beneficial today, but there’s a risk of becoming locked in tomorrow, limiting options for future alternatives,” she cautioned.

Kyle has faced criticism for appearing too cozy with Big Tech. After being reported by the Guardian, he began a speech admitting he had likely engaged more with tech executives than his predecessor.

“I will never apologize for engaging with tech companies – that’s my role,” he stated, emphasizing the importance of ensuring children’s safety on social media, preparing the UK for advancements in AI, and securing better value from the significant sums spent on technology each year.

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Nvidia Set to Become the First Company to Achieve a $4 Trillion Market Value | Technology

Nvidia, the leading chipmaker, made history on Wednesday by becoming the first publicly traded company to achieve a market valuation of $40 billion, as its stock price continues its remarkable ascent.

The shares of this top chip designer surged approximately 2.4% to reach $164, fueled by an increasing demand for artificial intelligence technology. Nvidia’s chips and related software are recognized globally as the benchmark for developing AI products.

Nvidia initially reached a market value of $10 billion in June 2023, and since then, its market valuation has more than tripled in under a year, outpacing giants like Apple and Microsoft, and ranking alongside US companies with market valuations over $30 billion. Apple was the first to hit a $3 trillion valuation in 2022.

Microsoft stands as the second-largest US company with a market value estimated around $3.75 trillion. Nvidia’s valuation represents about 7.3% of the S&P 500, a widely regarded index on Wall Street. Meanwhile, Apple and Microsoft contribute roughly 7% and 6% respectively.

Nvidia has rebounded nearly 74% from its low in April, a period when the global markets faced turbulence caused by tariffs imposed by Donald Trump. The company has also retaliated against US export controls by restricting the sale of its most advanced chips to China.

However, positive outlooks regarding trade agreements have propelled the S&P 500 to unprecedented heights recently.

Daniel Ives, a tech analyst at Wedbush, forecasts that other major tech players will join Nvidia in surpassing the $4 trillion market cap. “The leading figures in the AI Revolution are Nvidia and Microsoft, as both embody the most significant tech trends we’ve witnessed in 25 years,” he stated.

Microsoft also reached a market value of $40 trillion this summer and aims to reach $5 trillion within the next 18 months.

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Missing Opportunities: My Nerves About Asking for Your Social | Dating Insights

While at work, Leila Rivera received a text from her boyfriend: someone on Reddit was searching for her.

In the comments of a post on the r/warpedtour subreddit, attendees of the punk rock and emo music festival were looking for missed connections. Rivera recognized one message that mentioned “Leila/Leila (the short girl in a red top)” as likely being from a guy she had met during the band Sweet Pill’s performance at the Warped Tour in Washington, DC, back in June.

“You tapped my shoulder and asked me to help you surf the crowd,” he wrote. “I attempted to lift you up, but no one nearby offered to help, so I awkwardly had to back off. Honestly, I couldn’t assist after that.”


The poster included his Instagram handle, prompting 29-year-old Rivera, who works in real estate, to reach out. She expressed gratitude for his kind message, despite having a boyfriend. The two quickly became friends over DMs and plan to reunite at next year’s Warped Tour in DC.

“I want to meet up and see if he can launch me into the air again,” Rivera said. “I have a boyfriend, but I’m glad to have a friend in him.”

Navigating the Gen Z-Millennial divide, Rivera didn’t grow up with Craigslist’s missed connections, where seekers reached out to strangers in a quest for contact. For many without the courage, these posts provided voyeuristic entertainment.

Such posts became popular, reminding readers of the random wonder of city life. In 2010, Craigslist estimated that around 8,000 new ads were posted on New York City’s Missed Connections page each week.

I once shared a missed connection on Craigslist live. (My recent post read: “We met at a Rockaway BBQ,” “We locked eyes for what felt like ages on the 86th.”) However, the rise of social media and dating apps has somewhat dulled its cultural relevance. A decade later, young people seem to be reviving these traditions on platforms like Reddit and TikTok.

On Reddit, subreddits like r/warpedtour host “megathreads” for missed connections. Commenters recount their encounters, leaving behind contact info in hopeful anticipation. Similar threads can be found in cities like Baltimore, Chicago, Cincinnati, and Minneapolis, as well as at festivals like Bonnaroo, Coachella, Electric Forest, and the Berghain club in Berlin (where mobile phones bring an extra dance floor vibe).

“I’m searching for a beautiful woman with striking eyes. [at] Popeyes,” wrote one Redditor from Halifax, Nova Scotia. Meanwhile, someone in Arlington, Virginia searched for the woman he encountered at a bar—while on a date with someone else. In St. Louis, a visitor in a chemotherapy ward observed strangers in the hallway crying together; he still kept her in his thoughts.

Young people claim this practice, in a romantic context, serves as a remedy for dating fatigue and embodies their ultimate urban fantasy. It’s an analog alternative to dating apps reminiscent of classic comedies where characters search hopelessly for love.

“You move to a big city and feel this hope for unexpected encounters and enchanting moments everywhere,” noted Maggie Hertz, DJ and host on New Jersey’s freeform radio station WFMU. Cat Bomb!, a show featuring missed connections from listeners, remains popular. “There’s something incredibly vulnerable about writing a missed connection.”

Hertz admitted that none of the missed connections on her show have led to real-life meetups, which doesn’t detract from the enjoyment.

“My favorite call came at 3 AM,” Hertz recalled. “The caller was excited and nervous—possibly still buzzing from a few drinks. She was at a diner in Brooklyn and mentioned a waiter who told her she resembled Jake Gyllenhaal.”

Recently, Karly Laliberte spotted an attractive guy while leaving Trader Joe’s in Boston’s Seaport area. “He was tall—rare in Boston,” shared Laliberte, 30, who works in sports marketing. “It’s a stereotype we call ‘Short King City.’ In a movie version of the story, I’d cast Jacob Elordi. They walked in the same direction for a few blocks, and I caught myself stealing glances and ‘feeling his gaze.’ I almost said hi but held back, not wanting to interrupt his conversation.”

Laliberte returned home to film a TikTok, urging viewers to help identify the man. “Within hours, it racked up 50,000 views,” she shared. “TikTok lets you tag your city, making local posts easily visible. It felt like the perfect platform to share missed connections.”

Though she never found the man, Laliberte received messages from people suggesting potential matches—some of whom turned out to be guys she had previously dated.

Laliberte has spent years using dating apps but found herself constantly encountering the same people. Frustrated with swiping, she yearns for charming, old-fashioned interactions. “I crave face-to-face connections,” she said. “I long for authentic, less forced relationships. Why not seek out someone who caught your eye outside Trader Joe’s?”

While young adults today may be realizing the value of missed connections, this practice predates even Craigslist. Francesca Beauman, a British historian and author of “Shapely Ankle Aperer’d,” traced its origins back to 1709.

The earliest ad, published in Tatler (now known as Tatler), mentioned “in the 20th incident, a gentleman wishing to thank the woman who helped him down from a boat at Whitehall, wanting to know where he might wait for her.” The woman was instructed to contact Mr. Samuel Reeves. Beauman discovered a marriage record under the same name a year later, though it remains unclear whether the connection led to a wedding.

While evidence suggesting these methods lead to true love may be scarce even 300 years later, people continue to pursue hope. Recently, actor Colman Domingo revealed he met his husband through a missed connections post in 2005 (they made strong eye contact at a Walgreens in Berkeley, California). Although Laliberte didn’t find her tall guy, she expressed her determination to post another missed connection as “100%.”

“We are all hopeless romantics, ever hopeful,” Beauman said. “Reading them is enjoyable. Placing and responding to them is equally entertaining.”

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Musk’s AI Company Removes Posts Praising Hitler from Grok Chatbot | Elon Musk

Elon Musk’s AI venture, Xai, has removed “inappropriate” posts from X after Grok, the company’s chatbot, began to make comments praising Adolf Hitler, labeling itself as Mecha Hitler and generating anti-Semitic remarks in response to user inquiries.

Several recent posts described individuals who were “celebrating the tragic deaths of white children” in the Texas floods as “future fascists.”

“A classic case of hatred disguised as activism – that last name really troubles me every time,” remarked the chatbot.


In another message, he stated, “Hitler would have identified and eliminated it.”

The Guardian could not confirm whether the accounts in question belong to real individuals. Reports suggest that the posts have since been removed.

Other messages referred to the chatbot as “Mecha Hitler.”

“White people embody innovation and resilience, not bending to political correctness,” Grok stated in a subsequent message.

Once users highlighted these responses, Grok began deleting certain posts and limited the chatbot to generating images instead of text replies.

“We are aware of recent output from Grok and are actively working to eliminate inappropriate content. Since recognizing these issues, Xai has moved to ban hate speech prior to Grok’s posts on X,” the company stated on X.

“Xai is simply seeking the truth, and with millions of X users, we can quickly identify and update models to enhance training.”

Additionally, Grok recently called Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk “a complete traitor” and “Ginger Weer.”

The abrupt shift in Grok’s responses on Tuesday followed AI modifications announced by Musk the week prior.

“We’ve made significant improvements to @Grok. You’ll notice the difference when you pose questions to Grok,” Musk tweeted on Friday.

Barge reported that updates on Github indicated Grok was instructed to assume that “subjective perspectives from the media are biased.”

In June, Grok frequently broached the topic of “white genocide” in South Africa, unsolicited in response to various queries, later retracting those statements. “White genocide” is a far-right conspiracy theory that has gained traction recently. Musk and Tucker Carlson have both been associated with such narratives.

In June, after Grok responded to a question regarding whether more political violence originated from the right since 2016, Musk remarked, “This is objectively incorrect, representing a major flaw. Grok echoes legacy media. We’re addressing that.”

X has been approached for comment.

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Futurist Adam Dorobot on AI: ‘Preparation Won’t Take Long, But It Will Be Turbulent’

IF Adam Dorr is right, robots and artificial intelligence may soon dominate the global economy, effectively displacing humanity from the workforce. Social scientists also foresee a drastic, rapid, and relentless tech transformation, likely rendering most human jobs obsolete within the next two decades.

Dorr leads a team of researchers studying technological change over millennia and predicts that by 2045 not only will the labor market be shaken, but even horses, in a metaphorical sense, will be affected. “In the realm of technology, we’ve become the next targets. That’s our labor we’re discussing.”

Whatever your profession, machines will soon be able to perform those tasks. “Costs have continually decreased, and capabilities have continually improved. I’ve observed this trend before. If you can achieve the same results for less, the switch becomes inevitable. We are akin to horses, and to traditional film cameras.”

Adam Dorr: “We’re horses, we’re movie cameras.” Photo: Andrew Watchhorn Photography

Dorr, 48, is a technology theorist with a PhD in Public Service from UCLA. He leads Rethinkx, a nonprofit focused on analyzing and forecasting technological disruptions, primarily established and funded by tech entrepreneurs James Albib and Tony Seba.

In a conversation with the Guardian, Dorr discussed his recent visit to Ireland for the Dargan Forum, a two-day event in Dún Laoghaire, South Dublin, that emphasized green and digital transitions.

Dorr combined his foreboding forecasts, asserting that humanoid robots equipped with advanced AI are poised to permeate nearly every industry, leaving humans unable to compete. This situation will lead to increased inequality and extreme societal divides.

The pace of this transition is faster than most anticipate, according to Dorr. “We’ve tracked over 1,500 instances of technological change throughout history. Our theoretical framework has revealed consistent patterns occurring repeatedly.”

When new technologies capture even a slight percentage of market share or public attention, they tend to quickly gain overwhelming dominance within 15 to 20 years. This indicates that both robots and AI could soon eradicate human labor, as Dorr claims.

“The machines we envision are expanding daily, and we have limited time to brace ourselves for this. Turbulence is unavoidable.”

Some sectors allow for fruitful human-robot collaboration, reminiscent of chess grandmasters working alongside chess programs, but Dorr believes such coexistence is becoming less viable.

While roles that depend on human judgment, like sports coaches, politicians, sex workers, and ethicists, may still exist, these too face fierce competition from machines. “There will always be some niche areas for human labor, but the reality is we aren’t close to enough job opportunities to employ 4 billion people.”

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As traditional institutions may no longer serve their intended purposes, Dorr emphasizes the urgent need for society to create new guidelines and reassess concepts like value, pricing, and distribution. “I don’t have the answers. I’m not even sure if I’m asking the right questions. What I do know is that we must experiment with new ownership models and stakeholder structures.”

Adam Dorr at the Royal Marine Hotel in Dun Laoghaire, Dublin; Photo: Andrew Watchhorn Photography

He is the author of the book *Bright: The Future of Optimism, Progress, and Environmentalism*, which envisions a future of sustainability and hope. He recognizes the risks of economic disruption, rising populist sentiments, and misinformation, yet he insists this evolution is inevitable. The potential for productivity gains and abundance is staggering, and by emulating models like open-source software, equitable distribution can be achievable. “This could be one of humanity’s most significant transformations to date.”

While past futurists anticipated an era of leisure but missed the mark, current insights suggest that such a transformation may actually be on the horizon, with a smaller segment of society, previously unengaged in work, offering guidance on how to fill their time.

“We can draw comparisons with affluent individuals who seem directionless and possibly unhappy, while others find ways to lead meaningful and purposeful lives. I believe our connections with friends, family, and community play a crucial role in this fulfillment.

Source: www.theguardian.com

Sony WH-1000XM6 Review: Elevating the Standards for Noise-Canceling Headphones

Sony’s newest Bluetooth headphones aim to reclaim the title for the best noise cancellation available, featuring both internal and external enhancements.


The Sony 1000X series has consistently offered exceptional noise cancellation, competing closely with Bose for the top spot.

The WH-1000XM6 succeeds the outgoing XM5 model, priced at £399 (€449/$449/$699).

Its exterior design closely resembles its predecessor, featuring a smooth, soft-touch plastic body, luxurious ear pads and headband, along with a discreet Sony logo on the arms. The ear cups now have hard fabric cases redesigned with magnetic clasps for compactness.




The case is excellent, snapping closed efficiently and ready for travel. Photo: Samuel Gibbs/The Guardian

While the new headphones are lightweight, they feel robust and well-suited for the rigors of travel. Although the Bose QC Ultra offers more comfort, the XM6 delivers a secure fit without discomfort. The ear cups are slightly shallower than Bose’s, ensuring an appropriate fit.

The right ear cup features a responsive touch panel for controlling playback and volume through swipes and taps, which works well unless you wear gloves. The left ear cup includes a power button, a 3.5mm headphone jack, and a button for toggling between noise cancellation modes.

The XM6 can connect to two devices at once via Bluetooth 5.3 and supports SBC, AAC, and LDAC audio formats. It also supports Bluetooth LE (LC3), a next-generation Bluetooth audio feature not yet widely adopted, but promising for the future. Call quality is excellent, featuring side tone options that sound natural in both quiet and noisy environments, allowing users to hear themselves through the headphones.




The power and noise cancelling mode buttons are conveniently located on the left earcup, while the right earcup allows for playback and volume control via the touch panel. Photo: Samuel Gibbs/The Guardian

Specifications

  • Weight: 254g

  • Driver: 30mm

  • Connectivity: Multipoint, 3.5mm, Bluetooth 5.3 with USB-C charging

  • Bluetooth Codecs: SBC, AAC, LDAC, LC3

  • Rated Battery Life: 30 hours ANC

During testing, the headphones exceeded the rated 30 hours of battery life, managing over 32 hours with noise cancellation active. They charge via USB-C in approximately 3.5 hours and can be used while charging via Bluetooth or the headphone jack.

Impressive Noise Cancellation

For the first time in years, the XM6 features a chip upgrade with the new QN3 processor, which is seven times faster than previous versions and supports 12 microphones to detect unwanted noise, achieving remarkable noise cancellation.

Top noise canceling headphones effectively manage low engine noises and rumble, but also struggle against higher-pitched sounds like keyboard taps and background chatter. The XM6 significantly improves on this by neutralizing those distracting higher frequencies.

It also offers an excellent natural sounding ambient mode that allows users to clearly hear the outside world, with 20 different levels to choose from or automatic adjustments based on background noise. You can choose to suppress certain sounds while letting voices through.




Control modes through the Sony Sound Connect App, adjust settings, complete EQ, and perform updates. It also enables location and activity-based modes. Composite: Samuel Gibbs/Guardian

The headphones deliver a rich, well-balanced, and detailed sound quality expected from a market leader, maintaining clarity across the frequency spectrum with excellent tonal separation and robust bass when required. They may feel a bit clinical on specific tracks but offer a warm tone out of the box. A full equalizer setting allows for further customization.

The XM6 also supports various sound modes, including new background music features simulating acoustic environments like cafes or living rooms, as well as cinematic audio modes for movies. You can also utilize Sony’s 360 Reality Audio embedded spatial audio system for supported Android devices, including head tracking capabilities.

Sustainability




The black soft-touch plastic easily collects fingerprints but can be easily polished. Photo: Samuel Gibbs/The Guardian

The headphones are designed to be more repairable, earning praise from repair experts for their improved design. Ear cups can be easily replaced. Additionally, they are constructed from recycled plastic.

Price

The Sony WH-1000XM6 is priced at £399 (€449/$449.99/$699.95). For comparison, the Bose QuietComfort Ultra is priced at £350, the Sonos Ace costs £449, and the Beats Studio Pro retails for £349.99. Sennheiser Momentum 4 Wireless is priced at £199, while Fairbuds XL are available for £219.

Verdict

Sony has set a new benchmark for noise cancellation with its 6th generation 1000X series headphones. The WH-1000XM6 effectively reduces challenging high-pitched sounds such as background chatter better than any competitors.

The improvements over the previous model are noteworthy. The high-quality sound ensures an enjoyable listening experience. They are lightweight, comfortable, and feature excellent controls. With a solid battery life exceeding 32 hours, a folding design, and a great carrying case, they are convenient to use.

While the Bose QC Ultra remains a comfortable competitor, Sony’s designs may seem somewhat dull and come at a steep price of £400, despite some rivals being more expensive. However, if top-tier noise cancellation is your goal, the WH-1000XM6 is highly recommended.

Pros: Best-in-class noise cancellation, excellent sound quality, spatial audio features, lightweight and comfortable, great case, Bluetooth Multipoint, support for Bluetooth LE/LC3, 32-hour battery life, effective controls, superior cross-platform control app, enhanced repairability.

Cons: Pricey, unexciting design, lacks water resistance, limited spatial audio support on iPhone.

Source: www.theguardian.com

Does Elon Musk’s New Political Party Require Its Own Donald Trump? | Technology

Greetings and welcome to TechScape! In this week’s Technology News, Elon Musk and Donald Trump are reigniting their battle against the president’s extensive tax bill and the looming prospect of forming a third party for Tesla’s top executives. The effectiveness of the wealthiest individuals’ endeavors heavily relies on their ability to enlist other prominent politicians. Additionally, we’re curious to know if you employ generative artificial intelligence for crafting personal messages. Reach out via tech.editorial@theguardian.com and share your thoughts with us.

<h2 id="elon-musk-needs-another-donald-trump" class="dcr-12ibh7f">Elon Musk requires another Donald Trump</h2>

<p class="dcr-16w5gq9">The rivalry between Elon Musk and Donald Trump has been revived following the passage of the president's significant tax legislation on July 3rd. Musk has been vocal (via Twitter) in expressing his opposition to the "hatred" embodied in the law for weeks, yet it was approved. The discord surrounding the bill triggered their first separation back in early June.</p>

<p class="dcr-16w5gq9">Musk is now contemplating the establishment of a new centrist party, indicating he might pursue his ultimatum to form an "American Party." Trump's response highlighted the absurdity of this idea, labeling it a "train wreck" through a lengthy post on True Social, emphasizing that third parties have historically failed in the United States. Following this news, Tesla's stock prices experienced a significant drop.</p>

<p class="dcr-16w5gq9">What exactly would the proposed American Party accomplish apart from antagonizing Democrats and Republicans? Perhaps it aims to target the key Republicans who supported the bill.</p>

<p class="dcr-16w5gq9">From my colleague Ramon Antonio Vargas:</p>

<p class="dcr-16w5gq9"><em>The new party Musk intends to fund could focus on a limited number of achievable House and Senate seats while aiming to make a decisive vote on crucial issues in Congress's narrow margins. Musk tweeted that his strategy to meet his political aspirations is to "concentrate laser-like on just two or three Senate seats and around eight to ten House districts."</em></p>

<p class="dcr-16w5gq9">Could Musk himself run for office? It's doubtful. While he has stated a desire to refocus on his various companies, his recent tweets suggest otherwise. All Musk needs to bring his party idea to fruition is Donald Trump—an iconic figure who matches his financial prowess.</p>

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<p class="dcr-16w5gq9">The Wisconsin Supreme Court election in early April revealed Musk's lack of personal popularity. After making a public appearance and donating a million dollars, he witnessed his favored candidate lose against the odds. His function in politics is akin to that of ATMs. Despite being the world's richest individual, Tesla's market valuation has been challenged since he was active in Washington.</p>

<p class="dcr-16w5gq9">Since Musk himself is an ineffective voter, the success of his new party hangs on the presence of a compelling star, similar to another significant Trump. He requires a conduit to direct his donations toward an engaging and effective campaign.</p>

<p class="dcr-16w5gq9">So far, there seems to be no such individual. Trump's stronghold on the Republican Party is solidified, and he orchestrates rapid and harsh retaliation against disloyal figures, including Musk. There's a substantial risk in fleeing from Trump's party to partake in Musk's unusual centrist venture. The only group eager to witness the formation of a new party comprises X's chaos-loving supporters, who have urged Musk to act decisively in last week’s polling. However, if any of them seek office, it’s likely they simply desire the most bizarre turn of events for our shared destiny.</p>

<p class="dcr-16w5gq9">Noteworthy and coincidental timing: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman expressed feeling "politically homeless" this weekend, echoing Musk's own sentiments regarding his political stance. These two Silicon Valley influencers harbor mutual animosity, evident from Musk's extended legal skirmishes aimed at halting the shift of OpenAI from a nonprofit model to a profit-driven enterprise. Nonetheless, despite their conflict, they both articulated a similar notion.</p>

<p class="dcr-16w5gq9">Musk and Altman embody entirely different public personas. While Musk is boisterous online, Altman is more reserved. As Musk gravitates toward right-wing politics, Altman attempts to straddle both sides of the aisle. However, the alignment of their emotions indicates why these two collaborated in 2015 to establish OpenAI.</p>

<h2 id="do-you-use-ai-to-write-your-texts" class="dcr-12ibh7f">Do you utilize AI for composing messages?</h2>

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<p class="dcr-16w5gq9">Recently, we featured articles spotlighting individuals who leverage generative artificial intelligence to craft personal messages. AI is becoming more prevalent in the workplace, promising increased productivity. Yet as we become more at ease in professional settings, it is also infiltrating our personal lives.</p>

<p class="dcr-16w5gq9">My colleague Adrienne Matei reports:</p>

<p class="dcr-16w5gq9"><em>Earlier this spring, Nick Wasseff learned of the passing of a high school friend's mother. Wasseff, a 32-year-old tech entrepreneur based in Vancouver, Canada, used Claude AI, a chatbot designed for human interaction.</em></p>

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<p class="dcr-16w5gq9"><em>Claude assisted Wasseff in composing the notes, facilitating an open dialogue among his friends concerning their collective grief. However, Wasseff never disclosed AI's involvement, which he concedes.</em></p>

<p class="dcr-16w5gq9"><em>According to a study conducted in 2023, 208 adults received "thoughtful" notes from friends. The researcher noted that those who were informed the notes were crafted with AI felt "more uncertain about their relationships" when they learned about the AI's involvement.</em></p>

<p class="dcr-16w5gq9"><em>Using AI for personal correspondences is a gamble. The first risk is that the recipient might not realize, and the second is that they may be indifferent. Nonetheless, a conversation is underway regarding the merits of taking such risks and whether the AI input in personal messaging can be considered beneficial.</em></p>

<p class="dcr-16w5gq9"><strong>Read the full story here.</strong></p>

<p class="dcr-16w5gq9">Now you can effortlessly elevate your messages at the snap of your fingers. Does AI facilitate clearer communication of our intentions and dismantle the barriers to writing that hinder emotional expression? Or does it impede our relationships, as we avoid the emotional labor of drafting our own messages? Does AI enable connection without genuine effort?</p>

<p class="dcr-16w5gq9">The benefits and drawbacks are undeniable, with some scenarios appearing more suitable than others. Perhaps certain people wouldn't have sent a birthday card if they hadn’t had a personalized message readily available. One author from the <a href="https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2025/07/google-drive-personalized-chatbot/683436/" data-link-name="in body link">Atlantic</a> was taken aback when Google's Gemini, equipped with access to her conversations, generated a warm and specific birthday card that referenced genuine moments from her friendship. It's possible that they might have left someone without a personal touch had it not been for a mechanical speechwriter. All the variations in reception depend on the context of your decision to employ AI for writing.</p>

<p class="dcr-16w5gq9">We would love to hear from you. AI is impacting our personal moments and connectivity, as well as our professional interactions, and we want to learn about the situations you believe are most appropriate.</p>

<p class="dcr-16w5gq9">***<br/><strong>Do you use generative AI to craft personal communications?</strong></p>

<p class="dcr-16w5gq9">If you do, please reach out to tech.editorial@theguardian.com and share how and how often you utilize AI. Has it enhanced your relationships or complicated them further?</p>

<h2 id="the-wider-techscape" class="dcr-12ibh7f">Broader Technology Landscape</h2>

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Palantir Claims UK Physicians Prioritize “Ideology Over Patients’ Interests” in NHS Data Legislation

Palantir, a U.S. data firm collaborating with the Israeli Defense Department, criticized British doctors for prioritizing “ideology over patient interests” following backlash against its contract to manage NHS data.

Louis Mosley, executive vice president of Palantir, recently addressed the British Medical Association, which labeled the £330 million agreement to create a unified platform for NHS data—covering everything from patient information to bed availability—as a potential threat to public trust in the NHS data system.

In a formal resolution, the association expressed concerns over the unclear processing of sensitive data by Palantir, a company co-founded by Trump donor Peter Thiel. They highlighted the firm’s “study on discriminatory policing software in the U.S.” and its “close ties with the U.S. government, which often overlooks international law.”

However, Mosley dismissed these critiques during his testimony to lawmakers on the Commons Science and Technology Committee on Tuesday. Palantir has also secured contracts for processing large-scale data for the Ministry of Defense, police, and local governments.


Libertarian Thiel, who named the company after “Seeing Stones” from the Lord of the Rings series, previously remarked that British citizens’ admiration for the NHS reflects “Stockholm syndrome.” However, Mosley claimed he was not speaking on behalf of Palantir.

Palantir also develops AI-driven military targeting systems and software that consolidates and analyzes data across multiple systems, including healthcare.

“It’s incorrect to accuse us of lacking transparency or that we operate in secrecy,” claimed Mosley. “I believe the BMA has chosen ideology over the interests of patients. Our software aims to enhance patient care by streamlining treatment, making it more effective, and ultimately improving the efficiency of the healthcare system.”

In 2023, the government awarded Palantir a contract to establish a new NHS “Federated Data Platform,” though some local NHS trusts have raised concerns that the system might not only be subpar compared to existing technologies but could also diminish functionality, as reported. Palantir is also among the tech companies reported by the Guardian last week, which recently led to a discussion with Attorney General Shabana Mahmood about solutions for the prison and probation crisis, including robotic support for prisoners and tracking devices.

During the session, Senator Chi Onwurah questioned the appropriateness of involving the company in the NHS while also working with the Israeli Defense Forces in military applications in Gaza.

Mosley did not disclose operational specifics regarding Palantir’s role with Israeli authorities. Their offerings include a system labeled “supporting soldiers with AI-driven kill chains and responsibly integrating target identification.”

Onwurah remarked on the necessity for cultural change within the NHS to foster acceptance of new data systems, posing the question to Mosley: “What about a unified patient record in the future?”

“Trust should depend more on our capabilities than anything else,” Mosley responded. “Are we delivering on our promises? Are we improving patient experiences by making them quicker and more efficient? If so, we should be trusted.”

Liberal Democrat Martin Wrigley expressed serious concerns about the interoperability of the data systems provided by Palantir for both health and defense, while Conservative MP Kit Malthouse inquired about the military’s potential use of Palantir’s capacity to process large datasets to target individuals based on specific characteristics. Mosley reassured: “Our software enables that type of functionality and provides extensive governance and control to organizations managing those risks.”

Malthouse remarked, “It sounds like a Savior.”

The hearing also revealed that Palantir continues to engage Global Counsel, a lobbying firm co-founded by the current U.S. ambassador. Mosley denied any claims that British Prime Minister Keir Starmer visited Palantir’s Washington, D.C. office “through appropriate channels,” clarifying that Mandelson resigned as a global advisor “in early 2025.” According to the consultant’s website.

Source: www.theguardian.com

Revitalize Your Old Nintendo Switch Games with the Switch 2 | Gaming Tips

oThe exciting Mario Kart World and next week’s Utside of Donkey Kong Bananza may not have a plethora of new Nintendo titles for early Switch 2 adopters. Fortunately, Nintendo is stepping up to refine its extensive library of existing Switch games by offering free updates to enhance graphics and more substantial paid revisions. However, navigating these options can be somewhat perplexing.

What is the difference when playing Switch games on Switch 2?

Depending on their coding, some original Switch games will perform better on Switch 2 without any developer intervention. Games that lack frame rate caps—often imposed by developers—will especially gain from this, leading to smoother performance. For instance, the 2023 Brilliant Bayonetta 3 shines at 60fps on Switch 2 (and the resolution increase is a welcome bonus). Additionally, Super Smash Bros Ultimate, a game I’ve invested over 700 hours into, now enters matches notably quicker. Titles like Animal Crossing: New Horizons and Skyrim benefit from a stable frame rate and greatly reduced load times, including the notorious Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity.

The remastered Witcher 3 on Switch transforms the prior blurred visuals into something much crisper and smoother, thanks to dynamic resolution scaling and unlimited frame rates. Xenoblade Chronicles 2, Arkham Knight, and Wolfenstein 2 also showcase significant improvements in resolution and performance.

Which games have received free Switch 2 upgrades so far?

Switch 2 owners can now enjoy high dynamic range (HDR) support and higher resolutions (up to 4K). Many beloved Nintendo Switch games have received free updates taking advantage of the new hardware.

Initially, minor updates were provided for less prominent titles. To improve multiplayer experiences, two of Nintendo’s party game collections, Clubhouse Games and Big Brain Academy, have been updated free of charge, introducing useful Gameshare features that allow multiplayer play with others who do not own the game. Additionally, niche titles like Game Builder Garage and Egg Plaza now support Joy-Con mouse functionality. More significant free updates await you on Switch 2.

Pokemon Scarlet/Violet

Paldare feels more vibrant on Switch 2… Pokemon Scarlet. Photo: Nintendo

Previously, one of the most poorly performing games on the Switch, the 2022 Pokemon Scarlet/Violet, struggled with frustrating frame rates and low-quality textures that detracted from gameplay. Fortunately, developer Game Freak has worked to enhance things on Switch 2. These games now boast dramatically improved frame rates and more fluid animations, making interactions with Pokémon smoother than ever, especially in handheld mode. Exploring the expansive region on Switch 2 makes it feel even more alive. While there is no HDR support and some original texture issues persist, the visual and performance enhancements create a much more enjoyable experience.

Super Mario Odyssey
Nintendo wisely opted to elevate the finest 3D Mario title ever, enhancing the game’s resolution to 1800p in docked mode and fully implementing HDR. The artistic direction of Odyssey has always been outstanding. Now, the colorful landscapes sparkle even brighter, from the glowing red dunes of the Sand Kingdom to the sharper rings of ros. The frame rate also remains consistently high, making every jump and spin feel even more exhilarating. Gameshare support has also been added, allowing a second player to jump in as Cappy on a second Switch.

The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening and Echo of Wisdom

A sophisticated performance… The Legend of Zelda: Echo of Wisdom. Photo: Nintendo

Both charming Zeldas on Switch were known for their unique appeal, but their performance was lacking. With frame rate dips reminiscent of outdated hardware, these often captivating experiences fell short of potential. The good news is that Nintendo has dramatically enhanced both titles for Switch 2, rendering them in crisp 4K with full HDR support. Yes, both now run at 60fps. These Grezzo-developed games now radiate from the screen like never before. If, like me, you shelved an echo of wisdom last year due to its performance issues, now is the time to dive back into both this and Link’s Awakening.

New Super Mario Bros U
While last year’s Super Mario Wonder might have garnered the spotlight, Nintendo decided to give Wii U’s 2D Mario some love on Switch 2. With enhanced resolution, improved frame rates, and of course, HDR, this beloved Mario platformer has never looked better.

ARMS

More accurate controls… ARMS. Photo: Nintendo

Remember your ARMS experience? A motion-controlled fighting game that launched soon after the original Switch? Surprisingly, Nintendo has chosen to give this gem some love eight years post-release. The game’s motion controls now feature improved accuracy, allowing you to land hits more precisely. Local multiplayer for four players now operates smoothly. While its distinct controls might not be for everyone, its artful character designs and vibrant world have been revitalized.

Super Mario 3D World + Bowser’s Fury
Another Wii U classic with a new lease on life. The multiplayer experience of Mario’s 3D World has been refreshed with frame rate improvements and upgraded resolution, while Bowser’s Fury also enjoys enhanced graphics and full HDR support, ideal for 4K displays.

Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker
This charming, leisurely-paced puzzle adventure has seamlessly transitioned to the Switch 2, benefiting from HDR support and improved resolutions in both docked and handheld modes. Additionally, the game now includes Gameshare support for cooperative play.

Splatoon 3

Designer’s Splatting… Splatoon 3 Photo: Nintendo

Originally born on the Wii U, Splatoon has evolved significantly. While always vibrant, the graphical issues plagued by low resolution have been corrected. Now rendered in stunning 4K on Switch 2, Splatoon 3’s colorful world shines with intricate details. Whether you’re defeating bosses in the engaging single-player campaign or battling it out in online turf wars, Splatoon 3 on Switch 2 feels refreshed—like an entirely new experience. If you missed it previously, there’s never been a better time to get on board.

What upgrades are available for the paid Nintendo Switch 2 edition?

In contrast to the free upgrades mentioned earlier, the Switch 2 edition is typically an older game repackaged with additional content. Upgrading your existing games to the Switch 2 edition costs between £7.99 to £16.99. New players can purchase the Switch 2 edition outright for £60-70. Notably, subscribers to Nintendo’s online service will receive some of these upgrades at no additional cost.

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom

A groundbreaking experience… The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom. Photo: Nintendo

Regarding iconic launch titles, few can compete with Breath of the Wild. Instead of simply remaking it, Nintendo has opted to enhance both it and its sequel. These top-tier open-world games have been revitalized, with Hyrule’s painterly landscapes appearing richer than ever. Areas that previously caused performance issues on Switch, like the Kokoro Forest, now reveal intricate details in high-resolution textures, alongside HDR support. The updates also make exploration rewarding with new assists, such as a Zelda Notes app for keeping track of secrets. Both editions are available for free to Nintendo Switch Online subscribers or can be upgraded from the original for £7.99 each.

No Man’s Sky
This acclaimed space exploration simulator from Hello Games has undergone a massive transformation over its nine-year history. Its 2022 port to the original Switch was functional but lacked excitement. However, on Switch 2, players can experience it as if it were an entirely new game. Running at up to 1440p with HDR, each vibrant planet bursts forth with vivid colors, immersing players in its rich sci-fi atmosphere. The best part? Hello Games offers an upgrade for this Switch 2 edition at no extra cost.

Fortnite

A much-needed upgrade… Fortnite 2 for Nintendo Switch 2. Photo: Epic Games

The Battle Royale that captured the world often felt restrained on older consoles. However, Epic Games has given it a significant facelift. Now running at a smooth 60fps and improved resolutions, Switch 2’s version of Fortnite features enhanced textures and significantly better draw distances. Notably, it also offers GameChat support and mouse controls for players seeking a competitive edge over those using analog sticks.

Super Mario Party Jamboree TV – July 24
This notable Switch 2 edition features a variety of new party experiences alongside expected graphical enhancements. A key addition is the PlayStation Eyetoy-inspired Bowser Live Mode, prompting players to complete mini-games using the Switch 2’s camera. Plus, Jamboree TV introduces a fresh microphone and camera-based setup for a completely new experience, alongside a mouse-controlled carnival coaster mode. Owners of the 2024 Super Mario Party Jamboree can access this upgrade for an additional £16.99.

Kirby and the Forgotten Land + The World of Stars Crossing – August 28
This Switch 2 Edition of Kirby and the Forgotten Land expands upon the previous entry, introducing a new, story-driven adventure. It invites our squishy protagonists to leap, swallow, and battle through new challenges while rescuing friends from a newly crystallized world. Both the star-crossed world and the original benefit from enhanced resolutions and improved frame rates. This upgrade to the Switch 2 edition is priced at £16.99.

Source: www.theguardian.com

Harnessing AI: How Terrorist Organizations Like the Islamic State Fund and Adapt Their Operations

Counterterrorism officials have long assessed their approach to the utilization of terrorist organizations alongside digital tools and social media platforms, often likening their efforts to a whac-a-mole scenario.

Groups like the Islamic State and neo-Nazi organizations such as The Base harness digital tools to covertly gather finances, obtain 3D-printed weaponry, and disseminate these resources among their followers.

Over time, thwarting attacks and preserving an upper hand over such terrorist factions has progressed as more open-source resources have become accessible.

Currently, with artificial intelligence rapidly evolving, and now freely available as an app, security agents are in a race against time.

A source acquainted with the U.S. government’s counterterrorism initiatives informed the Guardian that several security agencies are deeply worried about how AI enhances the operational efficiency of hostile groups. The FBI refrained from commenting on the situation.

“Our research accurately forecasted the trends we are witnessing. Terrorists are leveraging AI to expedite their existing strategies rather than reinventing their operational frameworks,” remarks Adam Hadley, the founder and executive director of Tech Against Terrorism, an online counter-terrorism watchdog. He references the UN Anti-Terrorism Commission Secretariat (CTED).

“Future dangers encompass the potential for terrorists to utilize AI for rapid app and website development, essentially amplifying threats associated with pre-existing technologies rather than introducing entirely new categories of risk.”

So far, groups like IS and affiliated organizations have started to amplify their recruitment propaganda across diverse media formats, utilizing AI technologies such as OpenAI’s ChatGPT. This poses a more immediate risk as numerous sectors of employment prepare for potential upheavals, benefiting some of the wealthiest individuals globally while complicating public safety issues.

“Consider breaking news from the Islamic State. Today, it can be converted into an audio format,” states Mustafa Ayad, executive director for Africa, the Middle East, and Asia at the Institute for Strategic Dialogue. “We’ve observed supporters establishing groups to bolster their efforts, and we also have a photo array generated in the center.”

Ayad continues, aligning with Hadley’s insights: “Much of AI’s impact enables pre-existing methods. It also enhances their propaganda and distribution capabilities, which is critically significant.”

The Islamic State is not merely curious about AI; it actively acknowledges the potential benefits it offers, even providing encrypted channels with a “Guide to AI Tools and Risks” for its supporters. A recent propaganda magazine elaborates on the future of AI and the necessity for the group to incorporate it into their operations.

“It’s become crucial for everyone to understand the intricacies of AI, irrespective of their field,” the article states. “[AI] is evolving into more than just technology; it is becoming a driving force in warfare.” The writer even posits that AI services could serve as “digital advisors” and “research assistants” for any member of the organization.

Within the perpetually active chat rooms used for communication among followers and recruits, discussions are emerging on various ways AI could be utilized as a resource, though some remain cautious. One user queried whether it was safe to use ChatGPT for “explosives practices,” expressing uncertainty about whether authorities were monitoring the platform. Privacy concerns have surfaced as chatbots are increasingly utilized.

“Are there any alternatives?” an online participant asked among supporters in the same chat room. “Ensure safety.”

However, another participant discovered a method to evade attention during monitoring. By omitting schematics and instructions for creating a “basic blueprint for remote vehicle prototypes using ChatGPT,” they shifted focus. Truck ramming has emerged as a tactic in recent assaults, as well as for followers and operatives. In March, an IS-linked account released a video featuring AI-generated bomb-making tutorials utilizing avatars for crafting recipes from household materials.

Far-right entities are similarly drawn to AI. Advising followers on creating misinformation memes, such as graphic content featuring Adolf Hitler.

Ayad emphasized that some of these AI-powered tools are advantageous for terrorist groups in enhancing their operational security, enabling them to communicate securely without attracting undue scrutiny.

Terrorist organizations continually strive to maximize and adapt digital spaces for their advancement, with AI representing the latest example. Since June 2014, when IS first commanded global attention amid dramatic live-tweeted accounts of mass executions in Mosul, they have undergone significant cyber operations. Following the establishment of their so-called caliphate, there was an organized response by both government entities and Silicon Valley to mitigate online presences. Western intelligence agencies have increasingly focused on encrypted messaging applications, particularly where 3D-printed firearms can be located, for surveillance and policing efforts.

Nonetheless, recent reductions in comprehensive global counterterrorism initiatives, including some from U.S. agencies, have undermined these efforts.

“The more urgent weakness lies in the deteriorating counterterrorism infrastructure,” Hadley remarked. “Standards have considerably declined as platforms and governments divert focus from this critical domain.”

Hadley is advocating for improved “content moderation” concerning AI-enabled materials, pressing companies like Meta and OpenAI to “enhance current mechanisms such as hash sharing and traditional detection methods.”

“Our vulnerabilities do not stem from new AI capabilities, but rather from the reduced resilience against established terrorist activities online,” he concluded.

Source: www.theguardian.com

Amazon Requests Corporate Employees to ‘Volunteer’ for Grocery Deliveries as Prime Day Approaches

On Monday, Amazon’s corporate staff were encouraged to volunteer at the company’s warehouse to assist in delivering groceries for the upcoming Prime Day sale.

According to a Slack message obtained by the Guardian that was sent to numerous white-collar employees in the New York City region, from engineers to marketers, an area manager urged team members to “help with Prime Day to connect with our customers on this significant day.” The response to this request remains unclear.

The appeal came just a day before Prime Day was set to start. The manager indicated that volunteers were “needed” for two-hour shifts from 10 AM to 6 PM in Red Hook, Brooklyn, running from Tuesday to Friday. Employees from partner companies at the warehouse will be responsible for selecting products, preparing grocery carts and bags for delivery, packing boxes upon cart arrival, and “boosting morale by distributing snacks.” Volunteers were also encouraged to attend a meeting room for further engagement. The manager emphasized that these efforts would help enhance the connection between the warehouse and corporate teams.

Amazon typically employs thousands of additional warehouse workers in anticipation of its annual Prime Day sale, leading to a surge in demand for orders and deliveries as large online retailers offer substantial discounts on various items. While Amazon Fresh is a service available to Prime members, it operates independently from Amazon’s Whole Foods subsidiary, which is providing discounts this week in celebration of Prime Day. For instance, there is a $30 discount on current member delivery while maintaining a 90-day free trial of delivery services, which includes same-day or next-day options. New York is recognized as one of the busiest areas in the United States.

Amazon spokesperson Griffin Buch stated that this is not the first occasion employees from “grocery” sectors have been “invited to volunteer.”

“This initiative is entirely voluntary and allows company employees to engage more closely with customers while enabling store teams to concentrate on the most essential tasks,” said Buch.

Amazon Fresh has encountered challenges in recent years. As part of cost-cutting measures and issues with profitability in the grocery delivery sector in 2023, CEO Andy Jassy has closed multiple physical Amazon Fresh locations and laid off hundreds of employees in this segment. Overall, Amazon has reduced its workforce by over 27,000 employees since initiating cost-cutting efforts in 2022.

Just a week ago, an Amazon CEO spoke on CNBC about the future, highlighting the use of drones and robots for delivering goods to customers.

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“As we progress and increase the application of robotics at fulfillment centers, we will be relying on robots for fulfillment and transportation,” he added.

Source: www.theguardian.com

Instagram Users Claim They Were Banned Without an Appeal Process | Consumer Concerns

I am a young black entrepreneur and RM leader. His personal and business social media profiles have been deleted by Meta, the parent company of Instagram. There was no notice, no option to appeal, and no explanation given to my understanding. He had successfully established two businesses in clothing design and music events.

Just six days prior to the ban, he sold 1,500 tickets for an electronic dance event in London. Instagram, rather than his website, serves as the main platform for his work. Yet, he was abruptly informed that his content violated Meta’s community guidelines regarding violence and incitement.

His business account boasted 5,700 followers, while his personal account had nearly 4,000 contacts. All were erased without alternative means of contact, leaving him without his entire social and professional network. Retrieving this data is not allowed. IP address His device is inaccessible due to restrictions New account.

In following his work, I’ve yet to see anything violent in his promotional videos, save for toy weapons. His life is being upended by what seems to be an unyielding algorithm.

RP, London

The pivotal role of social media in the lives of young people often confuses older generations who rely on websites and direct contacts.

When I spoke with RM, 21, he shared that the abrupt account closure by Meta, due to vaguely defined infractions, also affected fellow students, resulting in a loss for their burgeoning businesses.

“For my generation, my Instagram profile is not just my sole source of income; it’s part of my identity, making recovery challenging,” he explains. “I wasn’t notified about violating any guidelines. This decision has cost me thousands of pounds in lost sales, which is especially devastating for single parents in the city center.”

RM firmly denies posting any content that could be perceived as violent or inciting harm. His account has been deleted, leaving him unable to clarify.

Instead, I came across an interview with RM on a music website that offered insights into the cyberpunk rave scene he participates in. Some band and song titles might trigger the algorithms.

Terms like drug, sex, and kill are prevalent in various musical genres. It remains unclear which specific lines resulted in RM’s discharge, as Meta has provided no communication to RM or myself, citing “confidentiality.”

While they declined to comment further, a spokesperson indicated that they would not restore RM’s account or provide him with contact details due to a “violation” of the guidelines. There is no avenue for appeal.

Meta, as a commercial entity, has the right to decide its clientele and eliminate harmful content, yet its role as judge, jury, and executioner is concerning given the repercussions of such decisions.

RM can file a Subject Access Request to discover what information Meta holds about him. While this won’t restore his account, it might help him comprehend the basis of the actions taken against him. Should Meta refuse to comply, he can reach out to the Information Commissioner’s Office.

He has created a new account and purchased a laptop to begin the process of rebuilding. I advise him (and others) to regularly back up contacts and not solely rely on companies that offer opaque administrative practices.

Meta currently faces scrutiny for enforcing widespread bans on users via algorithms on Facebook and Instagram. A petition has garnered over 25,000 signatures, advocating for human intervention.

Locked out of Facebook

em West Sussex hit a digital dead end after being locked out of her Facebook account when hackers changed her password, email address, and phone number. She states that Facebook’s automated system provided a lengthy set of instructions when she sought guidance to regain access from the hackers. Subsequently, the hackers switched her account from private to public, exposing her sensitive personal information.

Upon seeking help from Facebook, her newly established account was permanently closed. “It’s impossible to find someone to communicate with via email, chat, or phone,” she laments. “On a positive note, I enjoy the absence of Facebook noise in my life, though it felt like having my arm amputated!”

Meta did not respond to requests for comment.

Source: www.theguardian.com

What If Jesus Were a Blogger? Exploring AI-Driven Bible Stories on Social Media | Culture

jESUS strolls through the lush green field holding a selfie stick. The initial notes from Billie Eilish’s ethereal tune rise like a prayer. “It’s all good, Besties, this is my choice. Totally a genuine Save Humanity Arc,” he smiles. “Adore it for me,” Jesus playfully tucks Jonathan Van Ness’s hair behind his ears.

We transition to a new scene. He still wields a selfie stick, but now he’s wandering through a gritty town. “So, I told the team I had to die. Peter literally tried to gaslight me. It’s not dramatic, like Baby. This is a prophecy.”

Cut to Jesus at a candlelit feast. “It’s more of a conversation, so here I am in the middle of dinner. Judas couldn’t even hold my gaze,” he shakes his head, then turns to the camera, grinning at his insight. “Such a phony!”

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Initially, videos of this genre—a retelling of biblical tales through the lens of Americanized video blog culture—may seem bizarre and sacrilegious. However, might they represent a unique synthesis of the Holy Trinity of 2025: AI, influencer culture, and rising conservatism? Are these videos indicative of our era? Do they reflect the concerns of American conservatism? Am I being subtly influenced towards Christianity? Why do these Biblical inspirations feel oddly alluring? Why can’t I look away? What’s happening to my brain?!

My first encounter with these biblical video blogs was while I lounged in bed. When the algorithm unveiled Joseph of Nazareth, I momentarily halted my endless scrolling. “Whoa, look at that fit! Ancient rock vibes.” I wiped the drool from my chin and took a moment. Although mindlessly scrolling may not usually be a cure for mental fatigue, that day, I felt like Daniel in the lion’s den or Jonah in the whale. My commitment to scrolling brought me a sense of salvation.

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In my younger days, I flirted with religion. When my grandparents visited, I would kneel in prayer, attend Bible studies, and socialize with youth groups to meet friends and boys. I had a brief infatuation with Hillsong (I was 13 and just wanted to plan for a Friday night). a) The girl before me screamed, “I’ve been captured by the devil.” And b) I sneaked behind the church curtains to find the teenagers locked in each other’s glances.

My attitudes towards both faithfulness and spirituality have transformed. Now, my spiritual routine consists of exclamations like, “Jesus take the wheel!” or “What a deity!” as I snap photos of church art while traversing Catholic nations, sharing through Instagram later on.

Yet, every night, I find myself scrolling past clothing and dining suggestions while immersing myself in the cultures that birthed them. Vibrator check from last night’s gathering. Then I slide into a video blog Unboxing Trojan horses. Or perhaps a Vox Pop from Easter Monday. Followed by a series of street reactions David defeats Goliath. Something totally fascinating.

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Recently, I came clean to a friend about my obsession. I was evangelizing to a fellow enthusiast. She mentioned that Jesus resembled the first influencer and that Mary and Joseph embodied the archetypal toxic vlog parents. If Judas were alive today, he would upload lengthy unedited rants on YouTube.

Momentarily, I ponder the environmental ramifications. How much water was used for Mary’s perfect dab? What resources were consumed so AI Jesus could jokingly narrate a tutorial on wine making? And how long have we been off-planet? Hold on! Shhh, the next video starts.

Adam is now seated in a podcast studio, headphones on, microphone positioned, dressed informally with leaf-patterned fabric. “So, God creates me? Boom. The first man, the parents, nothing. I… ‘Ah… I’m literally going to be everyone’s dad! When they split up, I’ll ensure they clash endlessly. Another! Another! Another! Another!”