Name: Mark Zuckerberg.

Year: Unknown.

Appearance: The demeanor of individuals wearing glasses, impeccably dressed, and weary of Facebook.

Mark Zuckerberg: Are you experiencing issues with Facebook? Yes, that’s what I mentioned.

Isn’t Mark Zuckerberg the head of Facebook? No, Mark Zuckerberg is a bankruptcy attorney from Indianapolis.

Oh, have we slipped into alternate realities once again? Give it a try. There might be several individuals around the globe with the same name.

Got it. Mark Zuckerberg (Indianapolis bankruptcy attorney) I’m fed up with Facebook (a barely usable social media platform established by another Mark Zuckerberg). There, that wasn’t too hard.

But why? Why do you suppose that is? Imagine possessing a Facebook account and sharing the name Mark Zuckerberg. Your existence would be inundated with messages, requests, and harassment.

That makes sense. Attorney Zuckerberg invested thousands in Facebook to market his law practice but continually disabled his account, suspecting Meta was impersonating a well-known figure. So now he is pursuing legal action against Meta.

I feel for those who share names with celebrities constantly. Same here. Consider John Lewis, a humble Virginian who has lost weeks of his life clarifying to strangers that he isn’t the large British department store chain, all because he holds the @Johnlewis handle on X, which leads to a lot of explaining.

What a disaster. Then there’s the late children’s author Jeremy Strong. He battled with his name for years until the TV series “Succession” gained popularity. He spent the latter part of his career apologizing to people for not being the actor who portrayed Kendall Roy.

Well, that’s unfortunate for him. It’s equally unfortunate for Attorney Zuckerberg. Prior to the lawsuit, he had been documenting all the events occurring since the younger Mark Zuckerberg became well-known.

Oh, really? What has that been like? He has faced false litigation from Washington state, yet companies are hesitant to drop his business, fearing he is part of a prank. He recalls seeing disappointment on the face of the limousine driver who picked him up. And when he tried 23andMe, he was bombarded with people who a) claimed to be related to him and b) sought money.

What a nightmare. Anyway, Meta has chosen to restore Mark Zuckerberg’s account and expressed regret for the mix-up, but the legal battle continues.

I wish him all the best. There’s also a precedent here. In 2019, designer Katy Perry sued singer Katy Perry for trademark infringement. Unsurprisingly for Indianapolis Zuckerberg, the singer won the appeal, forcing Katy Perry to register her trademark.

Bad timing for Katy Perry. Or for Mark Zuckerberg.

Say: “It’s tough having a name that belongs to a famous person.”

Don’t say: “My newborn son, Donald Trump, will soon find this out.”