Can Humans Be Genetically Enhanced Using George Church’s Renowned Genetic Improvement List?

Biologist George Church Curates Beneficial Genetic Variants

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“Why should only tall people have access to tall genes? And why should only intelligent people have access to smart genes? Instead of accepting genetic inequality, we aim to provide everyone the opportunity to select beneficial genes for themselves and their future offspring. Genetics should not be a game of chance.”

This is the vision of Bootstrap Bio, a startup striving to empower future parents by enhancing genetic qualities for their children. While it seems that affluent families might already have genetic advantages, the pressing question remains: Can we genuinely enhance our children’s genetics if we choose to?

To understand the possibilities, I began with the List of Protective and Enhanced Gene Variants, curated by Harvard biologist George Church. When I inquired about the list’s purpose, Church explained that it addresses common questions from his lectures—such as whether all rare genetic variants are detrimental and what types of enhancements might be feasible. This list is particularly popular among transhumanists interested in genetic engineering for superhuman traits.

Let’s delve into its details.

Are You Sure You Want Extra Fingers?

The list is intricate, containing over 100 items, yet only about half represent specific genetic mutations linked to concrete effects, with the rest stemming from animal research or medical trials. Church identified mutations that may yield significant “positive effects,” from disease resistance to lower aggression levels in men.

Some traits on this list, however, may not be universally desirable. For instance, a mutation could theoretically lead to six fingers on each hand, enhancing “manipulative capabilities.” But is that really an improvement? Imagine trying to find gloves that fit!

Additionally, two genetic deletions that cause pain insensitivity are also featured, yet lacking the ability to feel pain is not an enhancement—children who are pain-insensitive can suffer severe injuries.

Many remaining traits appear to fall into the “nice to have” category but may not warrant genetic modification. For instance, “low odor production” seems unnecessary in an era of deodorants. While I would appreciate being able to hold my breath longer or endure high altitudes, I doubt my descendants will value these traits as much.

Only a limited number of mutations confer highly desirable characteristics, like extended lifespans or enhanced intelligence—traits for which wealthier prospective parents might be willing to pay. Still, we lack sufficient confidence that incorporating these mutations into children will actually lead to increased intelligence or longevity.

Less Sleep, But at What Consequence?

It is crucial to note that some associations may be misleading, and certain genetic variations might not produce the anticipated effects. Moreover, achieving the desired outcome may depend on combinations of other specific mutations.

Trade-offs are often present too. For example, high-intelligence mutations may increase the risk of future blindness, and resistance to norovirus might predispose individuals to Crohn’s disease, as noted in Church’s list. Personally, I would prefer to be a bit less intelligent and tolerate occasional bouts of norovirus rather than risk potential consequences for my children.

Most variants do not explicitly list drawbacks, but that does not imply they are without consequences. Consider mutations associated with sleep deprivation; the essential role of sleep in maintaining brain health suggests that trade-offs likely exist.

Moreover, many people fail to realize that our understanding of these genetic variations is still developing. In many instances, it is uncertain whether a specific change is genuinely beneficial. This is because biologists must study vast populations—tens of thousands or more—carrying a particular genetic mutation to ascertain both its positive and negative effects.

Creating a Fair Genetic Lottery

To maximize the likelihood that an individual will benefit from genetic engineering, multiple genetic modifications may be necessary simultaneously. This is especially true concerning traits promoted by Bootstrap Bio, as height and intelligence rely on hundreds of mutations, each contributing marginally. The challenge is that we currently lack the technology to safely implement multiple changes in human embryos, much less hundreds at once, as discussed in my previous article on preventing genetic illnesses.

I support the idea of genetic enhancement for children—it’s preferable to leaving a child’s destiny to a random genetic lottery. However, I remain skeptical about the immediate feasibility of heritable genome editing. Expanding studies like the UK Biobank, which tracks large populations over the years to clarify genetic variant effects, is essential.

Finally, the notion that companies offering genetic enhancements can create a fairer world deserves scrutiny. Currently, a fifth of all children worldwide are born shorter than their potential due to inadequate nutrition, and many lack access to quality education. Those genuinely interested in enhancing children’s life chances should prioritize ensuring that all children meet their existing genetic potential rather than focusing narrowly on selective gene enhancements.

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Who Tops the List for the Funniest Dad Jokes? You Might Be Surprised!

Feedback is a popular segment in New Scientist that keeps an eye on the latest science and technology news. If you have items you think might interest our readers, please email us at feedback@newscientist.com.

It’s no laughing matter

Feedback celebrated a birthday in the past year. Feedback Junior gifted me a card that read, “My ambition in life is to be as interesting as you think I am.”

Despite this, we continue to share dad jokes because the kids’ reactions are priceless. Hence, we were intrigued to discover that two psychologists, Paul Sylvia and Meriel Barnett, have a scholarly interest in dad jokes. They authored an entire paper on the subject.

The title is “What’s Brown and Sticky? A Peek into the Inescapable Comedic Mystery of Dad Humor, Using a Few Machine Learning Models, Hundreds of Humans, and Tens of Thousands of Dad Jokes.” The summary begins, “Of course, it’s a stick,” in case you weren’t ready for it.

The authors compiled over 32,000 jokes from Reddit’s r/dadjoke community. This dataset is available alongside the paper, so Feedback naturally downloaded it all. It features gems like, “How do you know a ship’s age? Let’s look at the berth certificate.”

However, this isn’t merely an opportunity for puns—it’s serious research. The psychologists gathered data on joke popularity and showed some to volunteers, allowing us to ponder an essential question: “Who finds these outlandish jokes funny?” Panel members answered questions about their personalities, political views, and more. They discovered that people labeled as “culturally traditional”—defined as “more educated” or “more religious”—tended to appreciate these jokes.

A critical factor identified as “the most intellectually profound question in the survey” was whether individuals considered themselves cat people or dog people. Both groups found the jokes funnier if they liked both types of pets compared to those who didn’t like either. The researchers speculate: “I wonder what people who don’t like kittens and puppies find funny.”

Ultimately, they found that gender and parenthood influenced how people perceived these jokes. They concluded, “In these difficult and uncertain times, where distrust of expertise and reason is widespread, perhaps it’s reassuring to know that science has found that dads find dad jokes funnier.”

Unite by urinating

While Feedback was a bit late, we missed the June release of Joan Bichard and Gail Lamster’s book Comprehensive Public Restroom Design. Thankfully, reader Brian Refine-Smith brought it to our attention.

The premise of this book is straightforward. Public restrooms need to serve everyone, yet often they do not. “This book provides an important overview of the design of public toilets in the UK and emphasizes the urgent need to reassess the accessibility of these essential spaces and the surrounding culture,” states the publisher’s website.

Your feedback will be taken into account. One of our relatives has autism; the shrill sound of a hand dryer can trigger sensory overload for them, along with the harsh fluorescent lights common in public restrooms. However, the hardback edition retails for £70, which seems rather excessive.

Nonetheless, I want to follow Brian’s lead and highlight the book’s subtitle. You might anticipate something dull and verbose like “How to Design Public Conveniences to Be Accessible to Everyone, Regardless of Gender, Ethnicity, Disability, or Neurodiversity.” In reality, it’s titled “Wee the People.”

The end is near

When you make a bold claim and face criticism, there are several ways to respond. Perhaps your critic raises valid points, prompting you to add caveats or soften your statement. Alternatively, you might feel misunderstood and clarify your position.

However, that’s not what happened. Last month (October 18th), Feedback relayed the sobering news that humanity is on a course for extinction by 2339. This prediction stems from a paper by demographers David Swanson and Jeff Teiman, who confidently extrapolated over 300 years into the future based on declining birth rates from 2019 to 2024. Feedback noted that this might be somewhat unfounded.

To my surprise, Swanson reached out to me. “Thank you for recognizing the seriousness of our article on the extinction of humanity,” he wrote, erasing our suspicions that the whole thing was a prank.

Mr. Swanson also sent me version 2 of his paper, which features significant updates, presumably incorporating 2025 data. As a result, human extinction has been delayed by nearly a century. Instead of 2339, we’re now looking at 2415 for humanity’s disappearance. That was a relief.

However, the more crucial changes are encapsulated in the paper’s new title, Probabilistic Prediction of Human Extinction Based on Region. The researchers have now broken down their predictions by continent. “Asia will be the first region to face extinction (in 2280), followed by Europe in 2295, the Americas in 2300, Africa in 2360, and lastly Oceania in 2415,” they state. So, buy beachfront property on Easter Island, folks.

When considering Feedback, I can’t help but envision a third version of the paper—one that predicts the exact island in Polynesia where the last humans will gather.

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Brendan Hancock’s List of the 10 Most Hilarious Internet Finds | Comedy

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Last year, I was punched in the nose by a lesbian during a Monday night coed football game. It was Tim Winton’s dreamy evening. The jacarandas were fresh and blooming, and at the end of the year, that manicured fist touched my face squarely, if only by chance. People laughed, as millennials naturally do at violence that made sense to the first internet generation, who grew up on a diet of Australia’s funniest home videos and Mad TV music parodies (unfortunately, none of these make the list).

As a silly gay clown, laughter is my currency. I look forward to walking you through the order of neuroses that have plagued me for millennia. So let’s get in my brain, his broken 1993 Honda Civic, and drive around the old internet guy’s lane.

1. Actress

Every gay man has a ride-or-die diva, and mine is unashamedly Emma Stone. This SNL sketch, written by famous homos Bowen Yang and Julio Torres, is pristine. You can imagine a beautiful world by thinking about other points of view. And yes, that includes wives being cheated on with gay porn. Bravo.

2. The struggle of Amsterdam housewives

Beast. Let’s talk about her husband. These aren’t punch lines, but very well executed takedowns. The building and building drama of this scene is perfect. Private has become public. Do you realize I still have Hecs debt for my communications degree and haven’t started paying it off yet?

3. George Michaels Outside

Forget about the handsome guy in the Senate. Because George Michael’s Outside music video has the most cheek. Camp has its own unique sense of humor, and this is a masterclass in applause. Nineties outings aside, there’s a punch line that says, “I want to serve my community, and I’m already doing that,” and there’s also a bathroom disco cruising show and Tom of Finland drag. There’s no doubt that one of my favorite videos of his is about going outside.

4. Mama Makes Me Milo

I often say that tragedy and time are comedies, but it’s boring, and I don’t like being bored. I’m more of a comedy equivalent of Hot Department mixed with childhood nostalgia. If I’m laughing out loud alone in my house, most of the time it’s because of this devil. I couldn’t ask for a higher compliment. Check out this sketch to see your good constitution.

5. Kim Cattrall cheated on her husband

Not to beg, borrow, or steal from another funny list (looking at you, Madeleine Gray), but on the same day we both sat in the backyard of a gay bar in Santa Monica drinking margaritas. When I was there, I was asked to write this column. Immediately after the match, we both knew this was going to be a winner. Seriousness. “scat”. All I know is that her husband can play me like an upright bass any day. What a fuss!

6. Caleb Hearon performs the sacred art of stand-up comedy

If you follow any stand-up comedian on any platform these days, you’re likely inundated with crowd work clips. It seems like an easy way to generate content without wasting material constantly trying to exploit algorithms. They’re controversial in the community, but we’re all just shouting into the void for attention, so give them all the power. This clip by Caleb Hearon ignores all that and is just classic stand-up. Get out.

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