Whether you’re a child, student, teacher, or just a proud nerd, we all love a good science joke. Even the most cheesy and silly puns. That’s why we’ve curated a collection of the cheesiest (and most groan-worthy) short one-liners for kids and adults in 2024.

We brainstormed and selected 50 of our top picks. By the time you reach the end of this list, you’ll have had enough sulfur…

50 Best Science Jokes of 2024

1. What do you call subpar hydrocarbons? Crude oil
2. Never talk to Pi. They’ll go on forever
3. Why were chemists let go? Because they didn’t handle pressure well.
4. Oxygen and potassium went on a date. It was a good match
5. A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much is a beer?” Bartender: “It’s free.”
6. Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have ant bodies
7. Ever heard of physicists chilling to absolute zero? They’re now at 0k
8. The earth’s rotation really makes my day
9. Don’t trust atoms, they make up everything
10. Have you been to the Mercury restaurant? Great lighting but zero atmosphere
11. The chemical thief couldn’t be caught. They were planning to do Lin.
12. How often should you share chemistry jokes? Periodically
13. Albert Einstein had a theory about the universe. And the time is now
14. I think it lost an electron. Actually, I’m positive too.
15. Why did biologists break up with physicists? They lacked chemistry
16. A plant asks another plant, “Are you hungry?” They respond, “I’m up for a light meal.”
17. Chemists are happy in the lab because they’re in their element
18. We were studying frequency in physics class, but now we know the brain’s hertz is
19. Why did scientists remove the doorbell? To win the Nobel Prize
20. What is Iron’s favorite vehicle? Iron Wheel
21. Why did the bacteria pass through the microscope? To move to another slide
22. I was reading a book about helium and couldn’t put it down.
23. There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary and those who don’t.
24. Photon went on vacation, but he didn’t have any luggage. He was a light traveler
25. What do you call it when two diamonds go out to dinner? Carbon dating
26. Does a radioactive cat have a half-life of 18 years?
27. The quantum physicist walked into a bar but didn’t leave.
28. How do you throw a party in space? You planet
29. Why are chemists great problem solvers? They have a solution
30. What sound does a subatomic duck make? Quark Quark Quark
31. Two blood cells met and fell in love. It all made sense
32. If the king could make wind, would it be a noble gas?
33. Scientist studying the sun are probably star-struck
34. No matter how widespread antibiotics become, viruses will never spread.
35. I’m not lazy – I’m just full of potential energy
36. Ever heard of a nuclear enthusiast? He was the true proton
37. Why do tigers have stripes? So they’re not spotted
38. Why did 2 of 4 skip lunch? They’re already 8
39. Astronomers wondered all night where the sun went. Then it dawned on them
40. What did one charged atom say to the other? We got an ion.
41. Chemistry is like cooking. But never lick the spoon
42. Why don’t geologists like scary movies? They’re petrified
43. What’s the hardest book to read? Friction Book
44. What is a scientist’s favorite dog? Laboratory
45. What do solids, liquids, and gases have in common? They’re all matter
46. When I heard Oxygen and magnesium were dating, I was like, oh, magnesium.
47. What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist? One wags its tail, the other tags whales
48. How do scientists freshen their breath? With experiment mint
49. Where do astronauts park their spacecraft? In a meteor shower
50. Why are there so many bad chemistry jokes? Argon, they’re all good

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