At the end of 2024, Billie Eilish took to the stage, seated herself, and began to play Miaou. Her fans erupted in harmony, attempting to overshadow their off-key presence. She knew, their dreams had materialized! Is this what Eilish’s Oscar-winning track was meant for? – “Lachrymose Barbie Cut Adulthood’s Ennui” has now become the quintessential soundtrack for an entirely new genre of cat video.

You may recognize it: these songs are often featured in AI-generated fantasies featuring human bodies with oddly detailed veins, reminiscent of cartoons, alongside hefty felines or equally muscular cats. Cats deceive their lovers, fall pregnant, and seek vengeance in bizarrely condensed melodramas. Much like traditional soap operas, these videos are incredibly addictive.

For example, this one. While diligently performing his tasks, Mr. Whiskers dons a red flannel shirt but accidentally ends up severing his legs while attempting to show off woodwork. He gets fired (evidently, the signs around the warehouse explicitly mention that all workers must “work with both hands”), his wife divorces him, and he struggles to piece together the fragments of his hard-knock life within 30 seconds. It all seems fine until his petite ex-wife plots to kill him, only to end up falling into a puddle and facing humiliation.

In another video, a baby tumbles into shark-infested waters, and a buff cat (dressed in Capri pants) comes to the rescue, adopting the child and taking it back to a mansion in Beverly Hills. Each narrative is neatly packaged, kitschily over-the-top, and unnaturally swift, offering millions of viewpoints.

The oversized felines in these video scenes suggest that Rev. Whisker and Mr. Whiskers aren’t just ordinary cats. They also embody certain human traits. Mogie, who sometimes resides in luxurious mansions, drives convertibles, and possesses a rugged, athletic physique, seems to be living the high life. Yet, many face regular struggles, illnesses, or dangers, despite their seemingly glamorous existences and comically pristine appearances, all set to eerie pop music underscoring their decline.

They find themselves tossed from ships, moaning amid house fires, dealing with substance issues, getting arrested, and being bullied. This prompts the question: Are these videos merely 30-second representations of warning signs? Are they about excess, betrayal, and redemption? Is Shakespeare somehow intertwined with Euripides? Are they modern-day parables?

Each video is marked by unfortunate domestic disasters: accidentally launching kittens into ceiling fans, or a cheating wife who neglects her husband’s pleas for attention. It’s an epic quest, entirely revolving around fur.

And it doesn’t take long for things to take a darker turn. In one unsettling video, Cat Rady finds himself submerged in Southern-Picked Cotton, just before being assaulted by a white cat clad in overalls. Each clip is disturbing, occasionally violent, and perpetually melodramatic, often garnished with bizarre AI-generated characters including erratic eagles and underwater sharks, all while the cats maintain a human-like physique and a bipedal swagger.

In another, “Luigi Meowgione” suffers as he watches his cat grandmother collapse in a grocery store. With her health insurance denied, he confronts the “Evil Corp Insurance” company, taking matters into his own hands and filling the building with Catnip gas. As a security guard falls victim to a grotesque case of Munch, Luigi Meowgione cleverly hacks the system, seemingly poised to confront the CEO… but we’re left hanging as part two hasn’t yet been revealed.

Ultimately, the Internet has always been enamored with felines possessing human characteristics. “Can I just have a cheeseburger?” This iconic phrase resonates because it encapsulates moments of feline discontent, showcasing the underlying personality. So, are these miaow-miaow videos the final evolution of anthropomorphized kittens? Or are they merely reproducing age-old motifs?